A man walks into a bar with an octopus, and the bartender tells him the octopus is not allowed inside.

The man says " I bet you my bar tab that this octopus can play ANY musical intrument."

The bartender accepts the bet, adding that if the man is telling the truth, drinks are on the house for life.

The bartender says "See that piano over there? Tell the octopus to play it."

The man tells the octopus to play it, and the creature plays beethoven like its nothing.

They proceed to play quite a few musical instruments, when the bartender says " Okay. This is the last one. See that guy that jus walked in with the bagpipe? Tell the octopus to play that."

The man looks at the octopus and tells him to play it.

The octopus picks the bagpipe up, looks at it, then loooks at the man.

The man says "What the hell? Play it!"

The octopus replies "Play it? When I get the pajamas off, I'm gunna screw it!"

Wow..

thats my joke.... i have to say i still love it no matter how many times i say it.