What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good

the second one the last two

First one:

Second one:

Third & Forth one: OH ICCKY!!!!!!!!

thanks guys, a lil mix there

sick but funny
thanks Song

thanks everyboby

third one's the best