Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and
joy in the world for everybody
Love, Sarah


Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
Love, Teddy


Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom,
who
rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get
you
some nice Legos instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis


Dear Francis,
Who names their kid Francis nowadays? I bet you're gay; I'll set you
up
with a Barbie.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your
reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding
in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa
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Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas


Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
most
of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself
silly
and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the
craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake,
like
in the song?
Love, Jessica


Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck in
whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
PLEASE
could I have one?
Timmy


Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky


Mark,
First, stop calling yourself Marky , that's why you're getting your ass
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house; you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the
boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,Santa

look down silly,

ROFLMAO good thing no kids on this site.

I Love them!!! especily the Francis, Susan, and Thomas ones the best.
F-en outragous!

That would be if I got a job being a Santa at the malls. LOL

OMG!!!!

I'm still in stiches!

Ghost the idea of you playing Santa in a mall scares me too.

Me too!!!!!

LMFAO

I think that would be more appropriate during Halloween LMAO

Poisonflightledr LOLLLLLLL

LOL it would scare me too if u where santa ghost!!

THIS Santa rocks!!
HELL YEA!!!

lol thats great...

Dear Santa,
give me your list of the bad girls so i can be as jolly as you.

from
the creepy guy next door
(lol that was a nice one cathme_ifyoucan)