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Why women should avoid girls' nights out after they are married...
The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = (MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight' He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t', cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."  
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I like you ..........your funny
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Edited by
1956CLEO
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Mon 01/21/08 07:38 AM
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You've had some good jokes this morning! You're on a roll!
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thanx for laugh
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Hehehe, that one was really cute.
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