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-im not drunk
-i dont have a drinking problem - i only drink when you piss me off (when they drink every day!) |
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I cant have children!!
 
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Your the most beautiful woman in the world!
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you look "fine"
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That outfit doesn't make you look fat dear!
 
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youre pretty good at this Curt!!!
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-im not drunk -i dont have a drinking problem - i only drink when you piss me off (when they drink every day!) Sound's like that one hit's close to home! |
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I love you I have no communicable diseases I have a 10 inch c*ck |
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Shhhh Curt, I'm drinking a beer right now
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3 lies? c'mon, we all know there's more than 3 lol 1. i love you 2. i can fix it myself 3. i'll do it later sometimes that one will depend on the guy... you wont ever hear me say i can fix it and cant... and you probably wont hear me say i'll do it later... |
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Edited by
mikecom21hotmaiL
on
Wed 01/23/08 10:38 PM
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I have no idea what you are talking about
She looked familiar, thats why I was looking at her. I dont know how lipstick could have gotten on my zipperrrrrrrr |
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its not you ..its me
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My computer crashed.
I lost my connection. My phone got disconnected. My daughter's calling on the other line. |
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Ive NEVER done it that way before, lets try it!!!
 
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honey i love you
cheque is in the mail it was only a kiss |
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i dont lie
i dont cheat when they say they are self employed---JOBLESS we women seem to have met the same guy a few times around.. |
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i dont lie i dont cheat when they say they are self employed---JOBLESS we women seem to have met the same guy a few times around.. |
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i dont lie i dont cheat when they say they are self employed---JOBLESS we women seem to have met the same guy a few times around.. I really cannot tolerate liars and cheats. It is just so tiresome.  |
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bein' I dont lie, I have know idea
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