Topic: THE WORLD'S BEST BAR
uk1971's photo
Tue 01/22/08 02:09 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Tue 01/22/08 02:10 PM
Three guys are talking in a bar

"This is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
Mike says,
"That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Then Tom pipes up.
"You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!"
say the other two.
"That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No,"
replies Paddy,
"but it happened to my sister!"

bigsmile glasses

ladyblack67's photo
Tue 01/22/08 02:12 PM
laugh noway

Mossop's photo
Tue 01/22/08 02:17 PM
I like it ! drinker drinker

star1972's photo
Tue 01/22/08 02:19 PM
hahahahalaugh laugh laugh
drinker

Lonelysingle's photo
Tue 01/22/08 02:22 PM
Awesome.drinker drinker