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Topic: JSH doesn't work
alonenotlonely's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:23 PM
I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it.

Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust?

brian325's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:24 PM
I'm so fake my gray hairs are even dyed gray laugh laugh laugh

bgeorge's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:25 PM
pinch me and see if i slap yahappy

lifedesigner's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:26 PM
I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar...

alonenotlonely's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:27 PM

I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar...


I know, so what am I missing?

BeckaLeann's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:28 PM
sugar i think you've just been talking to the wrong females :) good luck

Jeremmmy's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:28 PM
a picture might attract some attention

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:29 PM
well you got the sarcasm down pat............hmmmmmmmm and I am a weeble I just wobble from thread to thread, and yes it hurts when I am pinched so that makes me a real weeblebigsmile

aLittleBird's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:29 PM

I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar...


yep, yep...that's exactly what I want....it would make my life complete.noway

Jim519's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:29 PM
We went through this not to long ago, def need to weed them out

aLittleBird's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:31 PM
...and you have NEVER proposed to me pal. I am brokenheart

alonenotlonely's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:32 PM
Do you think it'd help if I claimed I was bi?

Or I claimed I really knew what fung shui meant?

Same thing, iddin it?

no photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:32 PM

I don't get it man...from what I gather, all girls want a 55 year old alcoholic admitted liar...


oooo, where is he?

no photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:33 PM

I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it.

Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust?


Well, I'm not one to talk, but I think you're the first one here who has actually figured out the whole thing....

glasses

no photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:33 PM

Do you think it'd help if I claimed I was bi?

Or I claimed I really knew what fung shui meant?

Same thing, iddin it?


hey now, that's my line. huh

ladynluv2be's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:33 PM

I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it.

Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust?

and you joined the 3rd of this month... I do not want a man that is that hard up

alonenotlonely's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:33 PM

...and you have NEVER proposed to me pal. I am brokenheart


I love you. Will you marry me?

BTW: I thought you were the first. Oh yeah, I remember, you ran over me in that Caprice Station
Wagon.

gammalight6000's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:35 PM
ihave found a few on here, so i guess it does work

alonenotlonely's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:35 PM


I've proposed 167 times on this site and no one has accepted. Which is it: my criminal record or the STDs I listed in my bio? Oh, scratch that for me, will ya? I can't reach it.

Seriously, other than Lex Fonteyne and MadamX (stanchions of our society), are there real people on here we can trust?

and you joined the 3rd of this month... I do not want a man that is that hard up


Everybody wants a man who is hard up. Well . . . you know what I mean, I hope.

alonenotlonely's photo
Tue 01/22/08 06:36 PM


Do you think it'd help if I claimed I was bi?

Or I claimed I really knew what fung shui meant?

Same thing, iddin it?


hey now, that's my line. huh


Don't even try it. I proposed to you 13 times and sent you my little finger in a package as proof of my adoration. At least MadamX said she mailed it.

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