Cheating Wife
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>>A man, returning home a day early from a
>>business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.
>>While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
>>The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch
>>her in the act.
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>>For $100, the cabby agreed.
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>>Quietly arriving at the house, the
>>husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the
>>lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with
>>another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
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>>The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous!
>> I lied when I told you I inherited money.
>>He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin
>>cruiser. He paid for your season New York Giant's tickets. He paid for
>>our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he
>>even pays the monthly dues!"
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>>Shaking his head from side-to-side the
>>husband slowly lowered the gun.
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>>He looked over at the cab driver and
>>said, "What would you do?"
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>>The cabby replied; "I'd cover his ass
>>with that blanket before he catches a cold."
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