A man is walking on the beach and hears a girl with no arms and no legs crying.
He goes up to her and asks whats wrong..
she says 'ive never been hugged before'
so he hugs her and makes her happy and leaves..
the next day is is walking on the beach again and hears her crying...
he says...whats wrong?
she says ive never been kissed...
so he kisses her and makes her happy and leaves.
the NEXT day he is walking on the beach once more and hears her cry and goes..'whats wrong NOW?!'
she says...'ive never been ****ed'
so he picks her up...and throws her in the ocean and says..'there..now your ****ed'
*ahahaha* sorry..i just thought it was funny.

That is funny

Thats funny!! Whats the name of a man with no arms and no legs waterskiing? . . . . Skip

Man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs?


A low down bum.

What's green and eats nuts?

Syphylis.

Hey uk1971, its a joke. There are people like that, WTF dude, a bum??? Go F yourself!

What's blue and f*cks old people?







Hypothermia.

It IS a joke. LOW DOWN bum. No offence is intended.

What's green and smells of pork?

Kermits finger.

You are all crazy...... And funny... very funny!

Ha Ha....funny....lol

no arms or legs in the pool


Bob


in front of the door


Mat


in a hole


Phil (fill)