A son goes to visit his father at the nursing home one day. He asks him
how he is doing. His father replies, "Well, when I wake up with a
hard-on the nurse comes in and gives me a blow job."
"Wow", his son says,"Sounds like quite a place"
His father replies, "Not really, when I fall down there's an orderly
that always rushes over and fucks me in my ass!!!"
His son says, "Well I guess you gotta take the good with the bad."
His father responds, "Bullshit, I wake up with a hard on once a month,
but I fall down every day!!"

HA HA HA!!!! Thanx dogg, I needed a laugh!!!

THERE WAS A TRAVELING SALESMAN..HE CAME TO THIS SMALL RANCH AND ASKED
THE OWNER...DO YOU HAVE ROOM TO PUT ME UP FOR THE NIGHT? HE SAYS
SURE...YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE BARN OR IN THE ROOM WITH THE BABY..HE
FIGURED HES TIRED AND HE NEEDS REST SO HE CHOOSES THE BARN..NEXT MORNING
THIS HOT BLONDE WALKS INTO THE BARN AND SAYS HI..IM THE BABY WHO ARE
YOU? HE SAYS HI IM THE DAMN FOOL WHO SLEPT IN THE BARN LAST NIGHT!!
SMILE!!!

HA HAHA!!!

GLAD YOU LIKED...THIS MAN CAME HOME FROM WORK ONE NIGHT AND WANTED
SEX...WIFE SAID WHAT ABT DINNER? HE SAID NO WORRIES ILL WARM SOMETHING
UP LATER...THEY HAD SEX AND WENT TO SLEEP..NEXT NIGHT WHEN HUSBAND CAME
HOME HE FOUND WIFE WITH NO PANTIES SLIDING DOWN THE STAIR BANISTER..WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HE ASKED...WARMING UP YOUR DINNER HE REPLIED!!!!
YUKKKKKKKK! SOWWY!