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Topic: Confucius say?
LisaTheros's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:25 PM
I will start and each post after me please add a new one!

Mine is: Confucius say...... Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Runpenzo's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:26 PM
Tis good for boy to meet girl in park, its better for boy to park meat in girl.

Enya's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:28 PM


MINE IS:

WHY DO MEN FIND IT HARD TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH A KIND
'GOODBYE'?

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:28 PM
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

fastlinnie's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:30 PM



MINE IS:

WHY DO MEN FIND IT HARD TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH A KIND
'GOODBYE'?
it!s hard to be kind with a knife stuck in your back:wink:

trying_to_fly's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:33 PM
Man who walks through airport terminal sideways is going to bangcock.....

briank66's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:34 PM
Many who eat many prunes....sit on toilet many moons... smokin

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:34 PM
man who run infront of car get tired
man who run behind car get exhausted

Runpenzo's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:35 PM
Man who fart in church, sits in own pew.

LisaTheros's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:35 PM
These are all great thanks.

Here is another one!

Man with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:36 PM
he who back into berry bush has ass in jam

briank66's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:37 PM

he who back into berry bush has ass in jam


ROTFLMAO..!! Woooohooo.. That's a keeper laugh

Runpenzo's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:37 PM
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:38 PM
He who fish in other man well often catch crab

Runpenzo's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:39 PM
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:40 PM
he who laugh last often think slowest

Runpenzo's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:40 PM
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

MisterEddy's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:41 PM
Confucius say........Panties are not the best things in life, BUTT next to it.

Wonderbread's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:41 PM
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom

LisaTheros's photo
Mon 01/28/08 09:44 PM
Here is yet another.

man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time.

sorry did not know if swearing was allowed in here so sensored my joke a little

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