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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 01/29/08 06:02 PM
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both ten cents a screw! Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde b*tch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"  
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theres nothing like some good ol blonde jokes to make u laugh, thanks.
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