I prob posted this before, did I mention I'm drinking wine?
But enjoy!

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Alieve is also called Naprosen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

your dirty

you just figured this out? gosh...

I think you've had enough wine, hun

i love it!

nope

Hey more the merrier,lol

What might happen to me if I try and take the bottle away from you?

you got a good one going on no

why would you try to take alcohol from an irish girl??

To get her to chase me!!

drugs there are too many people on them and most people dont need em but a few good drinks cures all

(takes the bottle and runs) I'll let you decide where!

(post 500! Halfway there! Yay!)