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Sat 12/26/09 05:53 PM
Taken by the most gorgeous woman ever to be born. <3

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Thu 12/17/09 01:14 AM
A young man sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" The bartender asks.
"Six shots of vodka," says the young man.
"Six shots? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yes, my first blowjob," replies the young man.
"Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house."
"No offense, sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Wed 12/16/09 09:21 PM
ambuh_massacre smooched :heart:

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Wed 12/09/09 10:58 PM

sixtuple ∞ times 10^∞


whatever she says times 8.

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Wed 12/09/09 10:54 PM


∞.


double ∞.

quadruple ∞ times 10^∞..

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Wed 12/09/09 10:51 PM
∞.

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Wed 12/09/09 10:48 PM

10! ah yeah!

5,000,671,001.

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Wed 12/09/09 10:47 PM
-1.

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Wed 12/09/09 10:32 PM
86

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Sat 03/28/09 05:59 PM

Chucky Cheese's is a good one


They don't let adults in Chuck E Cheese's anymore without a child to accompany them.

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Sat 02/21/09 04:51 PM
I still love you...I always will.

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Tue 02/17/09 11:05 PM
People in Chicago don't talk to each other. We just sit and wait. Haha. Our DMV downtown is really spotty. Sometimes you're in and out, other times you're there for hours.

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Sat 02/14/09 01:41 PM
I'll be working, then coming home and feeling sad because the person I want to be with most today is not here. sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad brokenheart

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Sat 02/14/09 12:08 AM

get naked or refine ur sense of humor

Or he could get naked which probably WOULD be humorous. laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 02/14/09 12:03 AM
I usually remember their full names. First, middle and last. :)

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Fri 02/13/09 01:45 AM
Hi. love love :heart: flowerforyou smitten flowers

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Thu 02/12/09 08:48 AM







Silly UK people!!!! Haha.


UK People?!

I think you were looking for the term 'British'..

Silly child!


Nope!!! I knew exactly what I was saying. :P


Of course you did.

Now run along and go do your homework before mommy gets mad!




She beats me with a pipe. :(


funny that, because i beat her with my pipe! only last night.


lmao.

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Thu 02/12/09 01:27 AM
Edited by curios789 on Thu 02/12/09 01:27 AM

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Thu 02/12/09 01:27 AM





Silly UK people!!!! Haha.


UK People?!

I think you were looking for the term 'British'..

Silly child!


Nope!!! I knew exactly what I was saying. :P


Of course you did.

Now run along and go do your homework before mommy gets mad!




She beats me with a pipe. :(

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Thu 02/12/09 01:24 AM



Silly UK people!!!! Haha.


UK People?!

I think you were looking for the term 'British'..

Silly child!


Nope!!! I knew exactly what I was saying. :P

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