Topic: top 10 C&W song titles
catchme_ifucan's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:01 PM



Top Ten Country Western Song Titles:

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.


digger56's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:03 PM
laugh laugh lmao

JoAnnS's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:04 PM
freakin HiLaRiOuS!

Amalie's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:04 PM
LOL....

JaceKnows's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:04 PM
Edited by JaceKnows on Wed 02/06/08 02:05 PM
"It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night (That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long)" - The Notorious Cherry Bombs

A funny and fantastic song, from a "who's who" of Country artists (notably Vince Gill in a very funny vocal performance).

pwjackets's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:07 PM
Here are a couple more:
"You're the reason our kids are ugly"
"If I'd shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now"

bad_girl's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:07 PM
Wow OMG laugh laugh laugh

JaceKnows's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:08 PM
"She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft" - Jerry Reed

"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me" - The Bellamy Brothers

IndnPrncs's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:08 PM
laugh laugh laugh hilarious...

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Wed 02/06/08 02:08 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh drinker

Mundote's photo
Wed 02/06/08 02:59 PM
Very funny! Number 10 is awesome! drinker

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Wed 02/06/08 03:28 PM
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pwjackets's photo
Wed 02/06/08 03:54 PM
Just recalled one more by Ray Stevens
"Get your tongue outta my mouth 'caus I'm Kissin you goodbye"drinker