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Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24655	Wed 02/06/08 03:47 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes Prostitution meaning paying to "withstand" azz? This world in here is just effed up!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Wed 02/06/08 03:49 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes Prostitution meaning paying to "withstand" azz? This world in here is just effed up! Seems to work doens't it!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24655	Wed 02/06/08 03:50 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes Prostitution meaning paying to "withstand" azz? This world in here is just effed up! Seems to work doens't it!!! Viagra's a wonder!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 02/06/08 03:50 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes so when are the courts gonna give men money for pain and suffering and mental anguish due to menstral cycles once a month that we are forced to suffer. Sorry toots I didn't give you a womb. Not my problem. When women created PMS men created ESPN. I want my money!!!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Wed 02/06/08 03:50 PM
So I hear...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 02/06/08 03:51 PM
I want menstralmony!!!!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Wed 02/06/08 03:52 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes so when are the courts gonna give men money for pain and suffering and mental anguish due to menstral cycles once a month that we are forced to suffer. Sorry toots I didn't give you a womb. Not my problem. When women created PMS men created ESPN. I want my money!!! You don't get sheeite.. We've got the kitties therefore we rule!!!

Jim519 Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 9203	Wed 02/06/08 03:54 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes Your paying them to leave you the he*l alone...Well worth the money spent

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24655	Wed 02/06/08 03:55 PM
So I hear... Should I? OK...but I'm going to regret it. Glad to know that at least your ears are orifices that aren't constantly occupied.

Jim519 Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 9203	Wed 02/06/08 03:55 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes so when are the courts gonna give men money for pain and suffering and mental anguish due to menstral cycles once a month that we are forced to suffer. Sorry toots I didn't give you a womb. Not my problem. When women created PMS men created ESPN. I want my money!!! Just pack a bag a leave! Come back after 7 days, maybe 8

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Wed 02/06/08 03:56 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes Your paying them to leave you the he*l alone...Well worth the money spent As long as you don't stupidly go back for more it is Holy crap I'm an idiot I never asked for alimony.. Damn my dumbness...

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Wed 02/06/08 03:56 PM
So I hear... Should I? OK...but I'm going to regret it. Glad to know that at least your ears are orifices that aren't constantly occupied.

jenleah32 Joined Sat 09/22/07 Posts: 4577	Wed 02/06/08 03:57 PM
I want menstralmony!!!! WELL NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TOO MAMY WOMAN WORK IN THE COURTS AND THEY HATE MEN THATS WHY THEY HAVE VIBRATORS BUZZING WHILE THEY ARE JUDGING YOU ON YOU INABILITY TO KEEP THE WOMAN HAPPY AND IF YOU CAN'T EXCEPT THAT WE HAVE PMS THEN YOU MEN SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET EVE EAT THE FOBIDDEN FRUIT!! BOTTOM LINE WOMAN RULE AND MEN DROOL SO CRY ME A RIVER THEN BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!

Jim519 Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 9203	Wed 02/06/08 03:57 PM
I want to know what the point of alimony is. Is it really legalized court ordered prostitution? Is it really the screwing you're gonna get for the screwing you got? Why should someone get free money for nothing? I just don't get it. The point is paying them for putting up with your azzes Your paying them to leave you the he*l alone...Well worth the money spent As long as you don't stupidly go back for more it is Holy crap I'm an idiot I never asked for alimony.. Damn my dumbness... Well if they go back to it and pay for it?...Yeah...IDIOT!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 02/06/08 03:58 PM
Wrong! And I want paramutual dividends. Every time you whine and complain and attempt to make my life miserable I get 5 bucks! Yeh how about that? I like that idea! Kitty my ass. Turn em upside down they're all the same! Alimony! Just another hole you throw your money down!

Jim519 Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 9203	Wed 02/06/08 03:58 PM
I want menstralmony!!!! WELL NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TOO MAMY WOMAN WORK IN THE COURTS AND THEY HATE MEN THATS WHY THEY HAVE VIBRATORS BUZZING WHILE THEY ARE JUDGING YOU ON YOU INABILITY TO KEEP THE WOMAN HAPPY AND IF YOU CAN'T EXCEPT THAT WE HAVE PMS THEN YOU MEN SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET EVE EAT THE FOBIDDEN FRUIT!! BOTTOM LINE WOMAN RULE AND MEN DROOL SO CRY ME A RIVER THEN BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!! I was wondering why that fruit was sour?...Now I know!!!!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Wed 02/06/08 03:59 PM
Wrong! And I want paramutual dividends. Every time you whine and complain and attempt to make my life miserable I get 5 bucks! Yeh how about that? I like that idea! Kitty my ass. Turn em upside down they're all the same! Alimony! Just another hole you throw your money down! shows how little you know.. Some kitties are golden.. Apparently you've never had one...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24655	Wed 02/06/08 04:00 PM
Wrong! And I want paramutual dividends. Every time you whine and complain and attempt to make my life miserable I get 5 bucks! Yeh how about that? I like that idea! Kitty my ass. Turn em upside down they're all the same! Alimony! Just another hole you throw your money down! shows how little you know.. Some kitties are golden.. Apparently you've never had one... A kitty is a GOOD hole to throw my money down.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 02/06/08 04:02 PM
I like this thread. I feel better.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24655	Wed 02/06/08 04:04 PM
I like this thread. I feel better. Me too! Now enough effing Kumbaya and thanks for weakening the hate!