A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which
place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a
tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted
his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to
peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian
woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the
challenge.

After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked
the tree with no problem.

So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian
woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian
woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was
able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion -

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

heh lol

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Hahaha, that's a great joke!

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luv that one.

lmfao

lol good one