One day a trucker decided he was lonely and decided to buy a parrot to
keep him company. He went to the pet store and got one after a drop.
The trucker is driving down the road and see's a cute red head walking
down the road hitch hiking and stopes to pick her up. As she get's in
the truck the driver tells her "If I am going to give you a ride there
is one thing that you must know." "What's that?" she asked. "No fuck
no ride," he replies. Naturaly she slapped him in the face and got out
of the truck. A few miles down he comes across a cute brunette and
stops to pick her up and he tells her "No fuck no ride." She does the
same thing the red head did and got out. Just down the road again he
sees another lovely lady and before he can get the words out the parrot
pipes in and says "No fuck no ride." The woman looks at the trucker in
shock and the trucker said, "hey the bird is right, no fuck no ride."
So she gets out. Again the trucker stops to pick a girl up and the
parrot pipes in and says "no fuck no ride." This happens a few more
times and the trucker had just about enough of his stupid little parrot.
He decides to throw him in the back with the chickens. Before you know
it, he is being pulled over. "Licence and registration." "I'm sorry
sir, I wasn't speeding and I used my blinker when I changed lanes back
there. What seems to be the problem?" "The problem isn't you," the cop
replied "the problem is with the parrot in the back of your truck
throwing out chickens left and right saying 'no fuck no ride no fuck no
ride.'"

that's why I travel with a dog,damn parrots

LMAO

I'm gonna have to use that!! No fuck no chores!!!

What was the last chore you did around here red, and NO taking out the
trash does NOT count. LMMFAO!!! ;) HA HA HA

ROFLMAO!!!

this one brings back memories...
last time I heard that one...
I fell off my wooly Mammoth!!!

just picking MIMI420!!!

SMA mike!!!! roflmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg I laughed so hard I spit my coffee out on the monitor

very funny