One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one
of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian
friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at
the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until
the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred
bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's
eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could
probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and
together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to
the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked
his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned
it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified.

"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on
do you?

lol

funny

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Roflmao


Hired hand must have been a Newfie

I think he might have been a blonde. LOL