A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the
second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the
airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the
casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his
situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home,
he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his
address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate
dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my
cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was
barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman n got
in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he
asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me
a blowjob on the way?" "What??? Get the hell out of my cab!!" The
businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the
same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at
the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the
airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok"
and off they went. Then, as they drove past the long line of cabs, the
businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

LOL