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I had surgery on my shoulder and will be in a sling for several weeks to come. I need some help...I need the following;
A woman to load my 24' pontoon boat and back it in the water A woman to drive my boat and bring me beer please (I can't do this because my arm in in a sling) A woman to load the boat back on the trailer and park it (no use of left arm because of sling) A woman to clean my boat (Damn sling) A woman to cook italian food A woman to have sex (must be on top I have a hurt shoulder remember) A woman to clean house A woman to do yard work ( the pain I am in) A woman drive me to the sports bar down the street and pick me up when I'm ready to come home. (can't drive because of the sling) A woman to drive around Myrtle Beach in a rental mini van picking up and dropping off all of these women. Hey guys my next post will be on EBAY. I am selling slings for 29.95 |
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Women really dont find this funny.
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I had surgery on my shoulder and will be in a sling for several weeks to come. I need some help...I need the following; A woman to load my 24' pontoon boat and back it in the water A woman to drive my boat and bring me beer please (I can't do this because my arm in in a sling) A woman to load the boat back on the trailer and park it (no use of left arm because of sling) A woman to clean my boat (Damn sling) A woman to cook italian food A woman to have sex (must be on top I have a hurt shoulder remember) A woman to clean house A woman to do yard work ( the pain I am in) A woman drive me to the sports bar down the street and pick me up when I'm ready to come home. (can't drive because of the sling) A woman to drive around Myrtle Beach in a rental mini van picking up and dropping off all of these women. Hey guys my next post will be on EBAY. I am selling slings for 29.95 |
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yeah i dont know if that was supposed to be a joke... but if you were serious your a pig!!!
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I'm not a women but I can have JSH take my pen!s
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 the world is full of men like this too |
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yeah i dont know if that was supposed to be a joke... but if you were serious your a pig!!! 
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Edited by
MyrtleBeachDude
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Thu 02/21/08 12:15 PM
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yeah i dont know if that was supposed to be a joke... but if you were serious your a pig!!!  lighten up ladies geez Now I have to clean my desk because of the water I just blew out of my nose.
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 Busted yourself on the sling sellin' 
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damn u guys made the women mad
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the world is full of men like this too I think he's kidding not many would be this big of a tool... |
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the world is full of men like this too |
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the world is full of men like this too it sure is!!
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yea even if he was kidding it really isnt funny
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Perhaps you should of posted this in the joke section...
So you would'nt get attacked so much? 
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yea even if he was kidding it really isnt funny |
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Take my word for it Mrytle... One of these women here is plenty.
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the world is full of men like this too I think he's kidding not many would be this big of a tool... Actually I am having fun but the surgery part is all true. All of the rest is true to the extent that I can't do any of those things. Lighten up and smile and like Brian said....Pigs need lovin too 
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Well, while we're on the subject, I have some laundry to be done....any takers???? anyone???
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