Death of an Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, "Ah, you`re an engineer -- you`re in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of he*l and is let in. Pretty soon,
the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in h*ll, and
starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they`ve got
air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a
pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
how`s it going down there in h*ll?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are
going great. We`ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and there`s no telling what this engineer is going to come
up with next."

God replies, "What??? You`ve got an engineer? That`s a mistake -- he
should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I`m
keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I`ll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are
YOU going to get a lawyer?"

phffffffffffttt--good---lmfaoooooo

That was very Funny Thanks

LOL LOL LOL ... thank's... i needed that just about now. Got
anymore????? Keep' em comin' if you do. Please




"Happy Holdays"

LOL that was really good girl.