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Subject: Fw: DR. VISIT
Date: Sat, 23 Dec 2006 17:20:50 -0800

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----- Original Message -----
From: Sue Collins
To: peachantique@yahoo.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2006 1:30 PM
Subject: FW: DR. VISIT






-----Original Message-----
From: Mike Cliatt
Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 12:37 PM
To: Brian Daniel; Chris Rountree; Darin Donahue
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Subject: FW: DR. VISIT











BUBBA


Bubba had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate
this! Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their
practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what
he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he
had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes
and waited for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where?

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?"

JJJJEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I MESSED THAT ONE UP SRRY GUYS!!

I think it is hysterical! All that hurry up and wait is soooo typical
in any doctor's office.

I take my friend to the doctor several times a year and once last year,
we were 10 minutes late as were stopped by a train that was slowly
pulling thorough our town.

Guess what? They tried to make us RESCHEDULE as they did not take
patients who were late for appointments. HA!!

I told her NUBMER 1, we don't live in your town, it is a drive to come
here, NUMBER 2, we have spend endless hours in your waiting rooms and
NUMBER 3, we are not leaving, you either see him now or we will NEVER BE
BACK.

We WAITed for an ADDITIONAL 20 minutes before being called in.

As*holes.

OOOhhh Yeppp!!! my Dr. office calls me to come down that afternoon
for some important results. he says 12;30 i get there waitin on
people, finally get up there. she looks at clock puts her hand on hip &
gets her head goin like the lil dogs in the car window.. says did
they tell you to be here at 12;3o or your appt. 12;30 ?? I looked back
at this waiting room packed with people, bobbed me head ddoooess it
matter???
she left me in a exam rm for 2hrs. gggrrrrrr....

lol that was funnier than the title