1. FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
"Fine".


4. GO AHEAD:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!


5. LOUD SIGH:
This is actually a word but it is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
"Nothing".)


6. THAT'S OKAY:
A very dangerous statement women can make to a man. "That's okay" means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
pay for your
mistake.

7. THANKS:
A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say "You’re
welcome."

8. WHATEVER:
A woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" which
will then result in her response. See #3.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you
know to give them a good laugh, 'cause they know it's true.

thanx txs i put that in my note book right next to save yourself from
headaches by listening the first time lol.