An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden-- a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.

"Well,now," said the old lady, "I guess I would like to ve really rich."

**POOF**

Her rocking chair turned to solid gold.

"And,gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,beautiful princess."

**POOF**

She turned into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh-- can you change him into a handsome young prince?" she asked.

**POOF**

There before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stared at him,smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispers in her ear.

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

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