A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New
York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest
story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote
areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas Deep in the woods, he
came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to
start. He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained
why he was there. The farmer agreed to answer his questions. The
reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the
happiest?

The farmer replied, "One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all
formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to
the farmer that lost it." "I can't print that," said the reporter, "Is
there another event that made you really happy?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep. One time the daughter of
another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin' young girl. We all
formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her
back to her daddy."

Again the reporter knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take
a different tack. He asked Farmer , "Is there any event in your life
that has made you really sad?" The farmer hung his head and replied,
"Well, I got lost once!!!"

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