One day this guy was sunbathing nude on a beach while he was reading a magazine.

After a while a little girl started playing nearby so the man put the magazine over his privates. Then he fell asleep.

A couple of hours later he woke up but he was in a hospital and in terrible excruciating pain. The lifeguards had taken him there.

They asked him what happened and he told them he didn't know. The last thing he remembered was that he had placed a magazine over the area that was now causing him so much pain and that there was a little girl playing next to him.

So they sent someone to the beach to find the little girl. They asked her if she saw anyone injure the man and she said no. So they told her to tell them everything that she could remember about the man.

The little girl told them that there was a guy sleeping on the beach and he had a magazine lying on top of him. She picked up the magazine to read it but it was just full of naked girls and wasn't interesting.

Then she said she noticed that a bird had built a nest under the magazine and that there was a baby bird in it. The police asked her to continue.

"Well," the little girl said, "I started playing with the bird."

"Then what?" asked the police.

"After a while it turned red," said the girl. "And it must have been angry."

"Why?" asked the police.

"Well, I don't know," said the girl, "but it spit on me."

"So then what happened?" asked the police.

"Well," said the little girl, "Then I got angry too, so I twisted off its head and cracked its eggs!"

a joke involving an adult nude and a kid

he got what he deserved.............

Sorry, you took that the wrong way.