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Poor Dan S. Failed miserably at being an alcoholic.
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Introduced beer to your keyboard? lol <--just about did  drink less.. teeheehee...  NO
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Poor Dan S. Failed miserably at being an alcoholic.
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One night us bad ass bikers had a kegger and a bonfire. Dan S. Showed up really drunk and sat in his car smarting off to all the bikers. The bikers surrounded his plymouth volare, picked it up with him in it and yup you guessed it, threw his car with him in it on the bonfire. Dan escaped. Volare made good kindling. Dan failed miserably as an alcoholic.
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ok.. but im drinkless....
 lol  Introduced beer to your keyboard? lol <--just about did drink less.. teeheehee... NO |
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ok.. but im drinkless.... lol Introduced beer to your keyboard? lol <--just about did drink less.. teeheehee... NO guess you'll have to harvest those odd plants you found in your yard then huh? 
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One night us bad ass bikers had a kegger and a bonfire. Dan S. Showed up really drunk and sat in his car smarting off to all the bikers. The bikers surrounded his plymouth volare, picked it up with him in it and yup you guessed it, threw his car with him in it on the bonfire. Dan escaped. Volare made good kindling. Dan failed miserably as an alcoholic.
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And last but not least was a rock concert a group of us attended. Dan S. Was in prime drunken form and claimed "This is the best concert ever!" and "I want to get a momento or something from the band to remember the show!" So Dan S. Runs up to the stage and reaches up and grabs the song list duct taped to the stage that let's the band members know what songs to play and in what order. He turns and looks at us and starts to run towards us as fast as he can with his momento. He makes it 6 steps when this huge arm reaches over the crowd and the biggest bouncer I've ever seen in my life (7 foot one inch, 266 pounds) grabs Dan up by his shirt and picks him up off the ground and decides to punch Dan to unconciousness for his stupidity. Dan S. Failed miserably as an alcoholic.
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Think I'm jokin? I framed that song list on my wall! Every time I look at it I crack up.
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And last but not least was a rock concert a group of us attended. Dan S. Was in prime drunken form and claimed "This is the best concert ever!" and "I want to get a momento or something from the band to remember the show!" So Dan S. Runs up to the stage and reaches up and grabs the song list duct taped to the stage that let's the band members know what songs to play and in what order. He turns and looks at us and starts to run towards us as fast as he can with his momento. He makes it 6 steps when this huge arm reaches over the crowd and the biggest bouncer I've ever seen in my life (7 foot one inch, 266 pounds) grabs Dan up by his shirt and picks him up off the ground and decides to punch Dan to unconciousness for his stupidity. Dan S. Failed miserably as an alcoholic. Good **** man lol
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