A lady goes to her Priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a real
problem! I have two "female" parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing that I don't like at all"! "Just what do they say?" the Priest
inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" said the Priest, then he thought for a moment. "You
know", he said, "I may just have a solution to your problem. I have two
"Male" parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring
your two female parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage
together with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach yours to praise
and worship."

Next day, she brought her female parrots to the Priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots inside their cage holding
rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out
in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There
was absolutely stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked at the
other male parrot and exclaimed in a high-shrill voice: "Put the beads
away Frank, our prayers have finally been answered!"