Sam and Cindy grew up next to each other,and as they grew older, each
constantly tried to one-up the other.If Sam got a jungle gym,Cindy got a
swing set,and so on,until the contest became very expensive for both
sets of parents.Finally Sam's father asked what was going on,and when
Sam explained it,a big grin came over his face.
Next Saturday Cindy whizzed down the sidewalk on her brand new
tricycle."Nyaah,Nyaah," she taunted,tossing her long blonde hair over
her shoulder,"look what I've got."
"So?" retorted Sam."I've got something you'll never have--look!" And
he pulled down his pants and showed her.
Realizing she'd been outdone,Cindy ran into her house sobbing.Her
father picked her up and tried to comfort her.Getting the whole story
out of her,he smiled and whispered something in her ear.
The next day Sam spotted Cindy in the backyard and decided to rub it
in."I've got one of these and you don't," he teased,pulling his pants
down again.
"Big deal,"said the little girl haughtily,pulling her skirt up and
her panties down."My daddy says that with one of THESE I can have as
many of THOSE as I want."

Sigh so true...

That is frigging Hilarious!Songbird.;)Thank God for spill-proof covers
on drinks.(LMAO)

Thanks Songdird,,,,,

B LMAO but true LOL JK Song :)

thats was so funny. but so true lol