Hi... Go make yourself a pot of coffee, and grab a pillow, for here, as I present to you... my profile: I am pretty f****n normal man, everybody else is nuts! (knowing that is an incredible burden indeed!) Some of you are quality, most of you........ expect perfection, and for that you will NEVER find your man and will grow old with a bunch of cats......Oh wait, that's me right now, gotta get crackin' here and rustle me up a mate that is not a cat... You are not that beautiful, gold digging makes you ugly, besides, gold is not warm and fuzzy. Do I have money, assets, cats? Must you know? I may have one, or the other, or none. I smoke CANNABIS, if you don't like that, please go away! Caution, green alert, green alert! (the last woman who wanted to meet me did not bother to read my profile and dropped me when I mentioned the pot usage. Who doesn't bother to read profiles? She could have saved us both wasted time by simply reading. I think maybe she couldn't read, some people can't, or have trouble reading.) -Are you unusual enough for me? (I am certainly unusual enough for thee) -Do you live in SAINT JOHN or immediate area? (Cuz, I live here, OK if you wish to drive here regularly, not leaving SJ) -Do you like cats? (I have more than 3, and less than 10) If not, look further. (I have binoculars you can borrow) -I am not into sports, I couldn't care less what the score was. -I am tall and lanky and socially awkward. -Are you looking for a new 'Provider Daddy' for your kids. Keep looking. They are HIS kids, not my kids. (So give them all back to him and start with a clean slate) -If you’re “Waiting for Mr. Right, Superman, Prince Charming or the Perfect Guy” keep waiting, .......forever..............(I do come pretty close though, if you look in the right areas, in other areas, I am Mr. Rong, but that is part of my appeal!)) -Looking for stable career guy, Career oriented guy, Secure in his career; ........well what about you? We're equal, pay your own way, I ain't ch'yo shuga' Daddy. Those guys only care about their career anyway, you, Hmmm. I have a JOB, I do stuff, they give me money. (My real job is life, I'll do that until the final 'punch-out') -Marriage, forget that, not getting married. NOT EVER! (not getting married is the best way to avoid getting divorced, totally the truth!) I am a 1% 'er (My personality type comprises 1% of the population, according to the Briggs Meyers psychological testing thing) I am smart, humourously witty, not box bound, sometimes F'n lazy, sometimes you can't keep up with me, interest me and I'll have the power to interest you. I don't have time for non-local normal people. Very few hangups - open minded Hang-ups = turn-off And I keep the sexual inurendo stuff to a minimum. ;) (I could just imagine if I was 99%ile, then we would really re-define POP music!) I like a calm, cool headed, not crazy woman who I like to be with, not be one who I want to get away from, but lets me get away when I need 'me' time. If I turn you off; good, My bio is weeding you out. (I'm a good weeder ;) ) I am a person with a big heart! (no, not an enlarged heart) And a big bonus is included with a big heart! (All right ladies, figure that one out) Bonus! (it is) I play guitar sometimes (a lot lately), I am talented, but I need WAY more practice, as a consequence, I sound like someone who has talent, but needs to practice more. I am proud of my old guitar that I rewired and put new pick-ups in. Sounds great! I find that as my hair gets longer I get better and [i]faster[/i] and HEAVIER, with my guitaring, seems every time I play it, my hair is a bit longer, and I am a bit better, I can even play the intro to 'Symphony of Destruction' along with a good portion of more of it. Dave, it's the hair, I knew it all along. I knew it, I knew it! Samson knew it too! Would we know of Isaac Newton today if his locks were short? Jesus Christ no! I like to sing weird things, like pretending I am an opera singer, or whatever, mostly to who I am close to, but usually just to myself. I'm weird, I admit it. (Currently singing old Rob Halford ditties) I hate singing 'Happy Birthday' though, I wouldn't want to pay out all those royalties when they are called in. If you have read this far, you are loving me already, but are you not-usual enough? That's the $64.00 question. I am growing my hair long (as stated above), re-bucket list that one. I love my cats. Note, 'plural' My idea of fine dining is Burger King. My goal is to meet a girl who has a cool head, even tempered, not greedy, who is like hot sauce, who likes exploring woods, likes animals, likes to smoke doobies in the woods, and 'other' woods related activities ;) I like Thrash Metal, Speed Metal/Heavy Metal the most out of all music genres (Destruction, Anvil, Megadeth, Toxic Holocaust, etc., been listening to Coroner and Sodom lately, good stuff!) I also like some classic country, the new stuff is merely pop music (most pop is sub-standard auto-tune crap) with a twang and is really bad music, oldies sometimes, old school rap sometimes, such as GrandMaster Flash - The message; Public Enemy etc. So,....I like the quietness of the woods, and the brutal assault of metal on my ears, figure that one out? I like to read, especially world issues and science, and any of the thousands of topics that interest me, If I don't know something, I find out about it. No doubt about it Drugs MMM'Kay, I smoke dope (OMG NO!) and drink beer (EEEK!) and do it in moderation (Phew!). (Note, I do not turn into an A**hole when I do) And I am not going to quit! YOLO! Problem with that? Go away please! (another one gone- See Ya! Don't have to deal with you!) -NEXT. Reminder, I am going to be smoking a doobie and drinking beer as I stumble into my grave plot, not that I do this 24/7, but I do like beer and have some once a week and smoke pot regularly. YOU WILL NOT CHANGE THAT!!!!!! I have this one life to live, and I am going to smoke beer and drink weed. I can't do that when I am dead. LIARS: Why do men lie? Because men have to lie to get anywhere with women. There's your answer ladies. I am being honest here, I could not mention this stuff and have better chances, but I won't bullsh*t you, if you want a liar, go meet you a liar. Oh, and I am no great housekeeper, (an example of truth.) but I try to maintain a certain level of standard. I have a Super sharp humourous wit 70% of the time, dimwitted the other 23%. You girls wanting a guy with a sense of humour, Well......I'll