Welcome to my profile, it's a lot better then my old one. Why? Because I wrote it this time. As you may have noticed, I'm awesome. I'm a writer with around fifty or so "Pre-books" as I call them, in the writing process. I know Italian, French, Japanese, Russian, Spanish and Other. Trust me, Other will decimate all other languages. I sing, I dance, I play guitar... I'm also romantic. I know how a woman likes to be treated on a date, not like some piece of meat, but like a human being with a brain. I'm a simple guy, with simple needs, in a simple time. This is why I've decided to build a partial replica of the Hubble Telescope using only bubble gum, toothpicks, an a single hair from my head. So far.... its not going well. I'm looking for a woman who, not only is beautiful, but is intelligent, loves to laugh, and knows how to have a good time. Sex optional. Mostly. I'm funny, kind, understanding, trustworthy, romantic, true to my word, down to earth, and by all accounts, very open and honest.