-------- I can't see "Matches." Free coffee(!) if you message me, instead. -------- People tell me I'm funny and smart . . . after I get them drunk. (No, not really!) I'm also told I resemble Steve Martin. I wish I had his money - and hair. I like to keep up on what's going on in the world by loading up my iPod with news, commentary and music - then hitting the road for daily walks. Walking companion cordially welcome! My family is a good-natured bunch. Holidays are usually noisy - but fun! I like coffee, crosswords, conversation, candor, comedy, cuddling and curves. (I also like "kvetching" but it doesn't start with a C.) Make your own list so we can compare notes! I'm "polysyllabic" - which means I sometimes use big words when teeny-tiny ones will suffice. My parents shared a love of words and it rubbed off on me. If my "linguistic funambulations" cause me to speak an unfamiliar word, feel free to ask what it means, laugh it off, or just tell me to shut the heck up! A pleasant attitude - and the ability to endure my more cringe-worthy jokes - are very much appreciated. (This profile © Me. So there!)