I'm not sure if I should keep this profile since I basically want to meet people, but not date/have sex with anyone I meet. Most people would call that a friendship, but some people call that lame. To each his own, I suppose. In the end, here's some information about me... I'm a computer nerd, but not as nerdy as I want to be. Yes, I said WANT to be. I figured I have never really wanted to be anything, so a recent change in my life made me say to myself... "Dude, hey, look, you gotta go out there and be something... I don't care what, but in order for your life to have purpose, subjective purpose at least, you have to want to be or want to do something!" So there you have it, I want to be a nerd. I already am a dork. I suppose I just have to lose all coolness I have to ascertain my dreams! Here are some things I do, in no particular order... I make bad puns. Very, very, very bad puns. The sort of pun that makes people groan, or the sort of pun that is such a stretch that people never understand it. I have been called witty, but mostly I just get bored with common phrases and usage of the English language. I swim laps. You know the old geezers who are gasping for air but never seem to drown in the indoor heated pools at gyms and rec centers? Give me 50 years, and that will be me. I will never stop swimming. It's just about the only thing I can do alone. It dries out my skin and dyes my hair something fierce all the while making my skin smell like something close to a biology lab before frog dissection... a sweet but "I'm pretty sure this isn't a good smell" smell. I take showers. I mention this only to point out that swimming isn't my form of showering. And yes, some people think it is. IT'S NOT, PEOPLE! I play video games. Guilty pleasures. Counter-Strike, Call of Duty 4, and Conquer. The three C's. I'm cheap. I shop at Aldi's. I try to use coupons when I don't. I turn off light switches. I bought a car just for better gas mileage. I kept my old car for street cred. (STREET CRED/BRAG ALERT!!! I own a '79 Buick LeSabre Limited, white with cherry finish and sherry soft top. It's all original, runs, and only has 90,xxx miles on it. It's clean, and my neighbors all want to buy it, which can give you some insight on who my neighbors are.) I own a house. This is crucial to my life because it is not only a money drain, but a time drain, and, for all intents and purposes, a sentimental property due to the fact I bought it to keep my grandma comfortably living. I've said too much, but I really haven't said anything at all.