livinthegoodlife011 "Looking for something worth while!"
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Profession: Student
Physical Appearance
Height
5' 10"
Body type
A few extra pounds
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Lifestyle
Marital Status
Never married
Have Children?
No
Smokes?
Occasionally
Religion
Non-religious
Want Children?
Yes
Drinks?
Occasionally
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