I am pretty much over the crap on dating websites so here are the important parts: * * Simple Rules * * NOT into head/mind/heart games or *excess* emotional baggage (we ALL have some carry-on). Be respectful. Be tender. Be Loving. Buy one, get one free. What happened in the past stays in the past, yours and mine. Don't be an A**hole and I wont be a b*tch. I am built for comfort, not for speed. If that doesn't float your boat -- keep hitting that *Search* button. Have a nice day.... Unless, of course, you have other plans.