jaycalderwood "Everything you want wrapped in a small package :)"
43 year old man from Deptford, New Jersey      Looking for relationship Last seen over a month ago
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About jaycalderwood
My Self-Summary: I am very outgoing and love to have fun. I am the type I will yell at the tv when my teams make a good play, and I will let them know if they make a bad play. The point? I don't know, I don't think they can hear me. I also like to go to games and stuff. I hate the following teams (MLB)Yankees, METS, Braves... (NFL) COWGIRLS, GIANTS, and any team that **** TO is on. I still don't know why he has a reality show. I am a rocker. I love rock and metal. Some of my bands are KoRn, Pearl Jam, Limp Bizkit (YES I SAID IT), Staind, Disturbed, Tool, APC, Otep, etc. Shows are awesome lets go. If you are shy I will bring out your shyness... If we go out to dinner and you don't eat anything cos ur shy, don't be offended that I do, because if I am hungry I will eat. I like to go out, but I rather enjoy a night in. I have no idea what to do for labor day... I am completely random, and will inject random comments at weird times. I am looking to get to know people...I am tired of getting hurt...If I could figure out how to get my d*mned heart off my sleeve and stick it in my chest I will. I quit smoking, and don't want to smoke....If you smoke, I don't care, but please don't do it around me....I have 2 kids, if you don't like kids have a killer day, if you have or like kids, then message me. Oh if I give you my cell, that means I am a text and you should text it cos I like to text and screw IM... Ha... I am very open minded. I will let you know what I am thinking... I don't have baggage. I don't even own any suitcases. However, I do have 2 beautiful children. They are not baggage they are apart of me. I don't understand why some women are afraid of men with children. They have their own mother. I am not looking for a mother for them, I am looking for a companion. Note on the kid thing...I don't see them often as I would like. That is something I am taking care of...No drama because I don't let that crap affect my relationships. What I’m doing with my life: I am a network administrator with a startup in Cherry Hill. I am mostly a cisco guy, but I do HP Switches, Dell Switches, and I have been known to throw a mean iptables, snort, spam in box together in my sleep. I am old school I still love NETWARE. If you don't know what it is BING it :) I also run a small business from my home as well. I have a few clients that I manage their networks for. (Mostly) Everything I do is remotely administered. I am also going back to school to obtain my PHD in IT Management... Because I am so cool. I’m really good at: Cooking. Networks. Server support. Making people laugh. Not forming proper sentences. Fantasy football. DAoC. PostgreSQL, Linux. Cuddling. Having in-depth convos about why Linux is way better than Windows and OSX. Getting waken up at 3am and fixing a techy type issue. Blogging. The first things people usually notice about me: I'm bald. My eyes. My Humor. My personality. My favorite books, movies, music, and food: KoRn, Limp Bizkit, Staind, Disturbed, Alice in Chains, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, OTEP, Metallica, 3 doors Down, Shinedown, etc The six things I could never do without: Oxygen Food Air Conditioning Money Cell Car I spend a lot of time thinking about: My life and what I am missing in it. I am missing the loyal companion that I never have had. On a typical Friday night I am: mostly now playing DAoC again. Chatting. Working. Once in a blue moon being a social butterfly. Hopefully when the apt is finished being furnished having people over. Or at the Dojo / gym. The most private thing I’m willing to admit here: Nothing. Just ask and I will tell ;) You should message me if: you want to smile. If you want to have a friend and more that will never leave your side. If you want to have long convo in the middle of the night about nothing, but always have something to say. If you want to be swept off your feet. If you want to have a killer as time.
Profession: IT Consultant
Physical Appearance
Height
5' 7"
Body type
Average
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Lifestyle
Marital Status
Never married
Have Children?
Yes, sometimes they live at home
Smokes?
No
Religion
Catholic
Want Children?
Yes
Drinks?
Occasionally
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