Under 45 is jail bait to me. I smoke.  I'm not in shape unless you count round (5'5",220 lbs).  I believe in God but not a church goer.  Not into society stuff, crowds, drunks or gambling. Just an slightly warped (curse some) but caring harmless broke grandma who seeks joy and laughter.  I prefer to count blessings then dwell on the negative. On disability but not on meds battling agoraphobia and panic attacks.  I did work the same job 22 1/2 yrs but now I'm a slacker.  I do own bras, makeup, and high heels but they're dusty.  I believe happiness is a choice and not an accident,  so I try to see the good and find humor in things.  Prefer to agree to disagree rather than argue.  I believe sex is a private thing between 2 folks who know, care about and respect each other...no, I don't know you that well.  Have grown kids, grandkids and pets living at home and we all get along.   Don't drive any more.  Legs good but hips hurt if I walk too long. Been married 5 times (yes, she did say 5), so I know some of what ruins a relationship.  #5 is happily engaged to a wonderful woman and gonna divorce me soon,/crosses fingers.  We can be friends but you'd hafta convince me I'm who you've waited your life for to go further. I'm a one man woman and he may never find me but I can hope. (ponders who in the world would wanna befriend me after all that) If you read this far and are still interested, Super!! :-)  Bear Hugs and lets be friends! Have a fantastic day either way!....I will now return you to the usual programming and thank you for your time.