I have a sick, twisted sense of humor laced with sarcasm and a viper tongue. I do not share my toys and I do not get along well with others. I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. I will not be any man's half-time, down-time, spare-time or sometimes. So don't waste my time. If you don't like me it's not my fault, there's clearly something wrong with you. Sapiosexual: One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature. I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my b*tch bra, my ****-kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the "F" YOU buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it", I got this **** covered!! Here for forums