I clean up well and know how to turn on the charm. I love spending the weekend outside exploring the area, BBQ with friends, and harassing my dog. (He secretly loves it, of course.) I will warn you that I dance like a fool at weddings. Really. I will embarrass you. But if I do my job right, you’ll be laughing too much to care. I'm not trying to see how many women I can meet. If i can just find one woman who likes me and whom i like in return, that would be ideal and we could both get off this site. Though, I am hopeful but find it hard to believe the woman i would like to meet would be on a site like this. She does not belong here. Though she is kind, she doesn't have time for nonsense and doesn't suffer fools. She may consider herself an average woman just trying to get by in this world while being a good person. But she is far from ordinary even though she is likely oblivious to the power of her presence. She is gentle of heart, whip smart, gracious, witty, and charming. Everyone likes her and she treats everyone with dignity. She moves like a cloud, like a Degas dancer animate, and she is beautiful to me. I can't believe she would be here, but maybe