After all I've done and seen, I'm thinking about becoming a stand-up comedian. Do you think I should? I mean, I like the jokes on pizza boxes -- I know, I know, it's all fun and games till someone loses an olive. I know where I'm going in life, but I often wonder, what would Cheeses do? He would say be attentive and affectionate, but not a workaholic. Make room for what you want, like a relationship. So there you have it, ask not for whom the bell pepper tolls -- it tolls for thee. A slice in the hand may be worth two in the box, but those two slices have each other and are happy together.