PAY ATTENTION HERE: IF YOU ARE NOT CURRENTLY IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS do NOT contact me. IF you are willing to meet but need gas money DO NOT CONTACT ME If you require a deposit, you are a hooker and DO NOT CONTACT ME If you are not working and think Im gonna be your Chase bank account DO NOT CONTACT ME. I will NOT tolerate misrepresentation of any kind. In otherwords if you are a scumbag LIAR Do not contact me and go play your games with someone else. IM NOT THE ONE. IF YOU ARE On parole Probation Conditional Discharge Mental facility patient Drug addict Drunk Prostitute DO NOT CONTACT ME But if you would like to get naked and eat cheetos with me at a bus stop at rush hour in chicago please feel free to reach out (checking to see if you read this)