On a day that no one knew would someday be a holiday celebrated around the world, a girl was born to an otherwise-ordinary couple in Western New York. Little did they know their squalling little darling would someday acheive her quest for world domination with nothing more than an orange peel, a striped sock, and some dryer lint (top that, MacGuyver!). This future world dictatoress grew up poor in all but love. *cue sappy violins* She was loathed and hared by her peers who were jealous of her intelligence and wit, sparking her desire to control the world so she could make them pay. After graduating from high school, she went forth to make her plans for world domination a reality. Everyone (quite rightly) thought she was a bleeding loony. What did the veterinary sciences, zoology, and English history have to do with running a planet? they wondered. Soon, they found out. With the help of Sam and Maya, her telepathic feline advisors and Captain Jack, an annoyingly loud lovebird, a new name for terror emerged: Hoppytoad79. When she's not busy flogging her enemies with wet noodles and eating chocolate, Hoppytoad79 continues her studies in zoology and English history at the little-known Michigan State University. As an avid fan of J.R.R. Tolkien's 'Lord of the Rings', she'll regularly debate such things as if Riders of the Mark have anything on underneath those leggings. Looking for a guy between 28 and 41. ***My faith is very important to me and it's a big part of my life, so if your Christian faith isn't important to you it would not work between us.*** ***If you smoke, I'm not interested*** ***If you don't want kids, I'm not interested.***