Hi..I am NOT funny! I NEVER smile! I do NOT joke around, EVER! I beLIEve that SARCASM has no place in this world or in this dating website ~ eSPECIALly when peoples moods can be effected. Life is meant to be taken very, very, very seriously and those of us that act as if life is a joke should go and take a long walk on a short pier!I do NOT like to have fun, be happy or spend all night having wild *** like a MAD donkey in heat! If you date me, I will only talk about the weathe or politics. ;)