I am about 5' 10" tall with an average build. I have a razor sharp wit, twisted sense of humor, speak sarcasm fluently, very creative, and intelligent. I should say fairly intelligent, I do have my moments of utter stupidity. I am a smoker, but do not smoke in my home, around others who don't smoke, or around my children. I have children that I see on a regular basis, and I am not looking for a replacement mommy, they are just fine with what they have. I am also very kind, nice, loyal, polite, sincere, and honest. I am employed, and pay my own bills. Am I rich? Not by a longshot, but I make my own way. I do have a vehicle that is not falling apart and is all one color. And legally registered. I have never been arrested, and have no outstanding warrants. I bathe on a regular basis and brush my teeth every day. I live on my own in my very own apartment like a big boy. I have zero drama in my life, I actually lead a pretty stress-free existence. Well, except for the fact that I work a lot! My likes and dislikes are pretty standard. The few things that make me a little different from most guys is that I prefer TLC or Discovery Channel to sports and bars. That means I am not a lush who is going to be yelling at you to fetch me beers while I sit at a barstool with my crack showing, cheering on some dudes in tightpants. I don't cry and break things if Michigan wins, and I try not to set fire to things if the Browns happen to actually get a victory. I don't hunt because I prefer to have my meat already wrapped in plastic and ready to cook. Plus, cows and pigs are so much more tasty than squirrels and rabbits. And it wouldn't be very sportsman like to go to a pasture and shoot a cow, now would it? Other than that, there are the basics; movies, TV, cuddling on the couch, and so much more! Just a warning, I am the biggest dork that I know.