I'm looking for someone to drink with and goof off around. I'm a professional jerk(ette?) who is tired of people being vague and/or fake. Tired of it. I'm not into bars, because the cool people who chill in back yards, generally don't go to stupid clubs paying for seven-dollar beers. Now I just need to meet some of the back-yard dwellers. Granted, we might have to kick it in your apartment, not everyone HAS a backyard. That's cool. Trying to impress me with material goods/cars/designer clothes? NOT COOL. I'm 420 friendly, but don't partake. Hope to hear from you soon.