As a Child I Went to an All Nun School, But They All had Bad Habits. I use to Play "Spin the Bottle" with them. I Lost my 3rd Wife on "Nickel Beer Night" at Dodger Stadium. I Lost my 4th Wife when I Sent Her on a Nice Fishing Charter to the Bermuda Triangle. My Prior Job was English Interpreter for the Seven Eleven Convenience Chain Stores Then I Lost my Job at the Asbestos Factory Last Month. But I'm hoping the Lawyers will Get Together and have it Reopen. I Belong to a Secret Organization that is an Offshoot of the F ree Masons Named : "The F ree Willies". Ladies does your Man have a Wandering Eye ? I'm an Amateur Physician. I Offer Discount Operations. Give Your Man My "Rectalpupiloptomy" Procedure. Did You Know that If You Give an Electrical Shock to a Fresh Piece of Sliced Meat > It will Move for Several Seconds ?? ( The Only Exception to this Rule, are My Ex-Wives ). >>>>> Riddle Me This <<<<<<<< Why Do We Park in Driveways and Drive on Parkways ?? I Love to Watch Romance Love Story Movies. My Favorite Romantic Movie is : "Silence of the Lambs". I Wish I had a Dollar for Every Roach I had in my House. > Then I could Buy that "Port-a-Pottie" I Always Wanted. My Father use to Own a Store that had Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Back. I Made a Fortune at this Year's LGBT Parade Selling Gerbils. A While Ago They Wanted Me to Convert to Islam. But I didn't Like Any of the Goats They Had. I Like to Get Blind Stinking Drunk. Then the Next Day Get an A.C.L.U. Lawyer to Defend My Murder Convictions. The Other Day I saw a Very Dangerous Creature, a Maneating Chicken. He was Inside a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant Eating a Family Size Bucket. I went to my local "TACO HELL" Restaurant and Ordered a Hot Dog > They gave me a Humping Chihuahua with Hot Sauce on it. I Like Live Baby Chick Toppings on My Pizza. And I Love Blood Sausage. ( But it has to be Very Fresh ). My Lakota Name is : Wichoh 'an Was te Wichakila Which Translates to : H orny Toad