Professional snack enthusiast, part-time meme curator, and full-time believer that pineapple belongs on pizza. I laugh at my own jokes (they’re terrible) and have a PhD in overthinking. My hobbies include pretending to workout, winning imaginary arguments, and collecting mismatched socks. I’m fluent in sarcasm, spontaneous dance breaks, and quoting *The Office* at inappropriate times. Looking for someone who can keep up with my chaotic energy, split a cheese board with me.
Profession: Freelancer / Self-employed