Hi... I'm looking for a girl to take out, one who's employed with plenty of money, because I'm skint and I don't like work, for our first date we could go and the feed the ducks, so don't forget the bread, and then we could go on the lash, so bring plenty of wonga because I only drink doubles, your have to stay sober to carry me home but on the upside your be pleased to hear I will still be able to perform, for around 5mins before my back gives way, and you must drive cause I’m banned 4🍺🚘 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣