Let's make memories like these together, I was offered an apple in the Garden of Eden, and negotiated for handmade carpets in Diyarbakir, Turkey. I bought gold at a souk in downtown Baghdad. Walked the Champs-Elysees to see the Arc de Triumph. Visited the Louvre and saw the Mona Lisa. I drank Limoncello, looking down over the 7 hills of Rome. I have visited hundreds of castles in Germany and ate some of the most wonderful schnitzel with mushroom sauce. I bartered for semi-precious stones at a souk in Afghanistan. I ate lunch with Robin Williams in the Bob Hope mess hall, while I had him laughing his butt off at my jokes. I wrote 4 children’s books about my dogs, cats, and my grandchildren. I visited some of the most beautiful places on earth, as well as some of the most desolate and inhospitable, living in a tent. I Skied down a snow-covered mountain, while it was *** degrees, in Dubai, 4 wheeled through the desert in the UAE, and rode an F1 car in Abu Dhabi. I walked High Street in London and watch a play at the Orpheum (where I have 4 sons), visited stone henge, a crop circle, and ate true fish & chips, wrapped in newspaper. I rode double decker buses, and a boat to Torquey with my grandchildren. I visited the Chalice well in Glastonbury. We’re in the latter half of our lives, let’s cut the pretenses, let our hair down and enjoy the rest of our lives. It was hard building a life, with all the airs and proper etiquette. I held my wife’s hand and handed her off to Jesus, as I promised. It was a rough 5-6 years, watching Parkinson’s take her a piece at a time. But I fulfilled my promise, now it is time for me to move on with my life. I am overweight from sitting at my station waiting on my wife, but I can lose weight. Some of my teeth are, but they can be fixed. I am not at my prime, in bed, but you will never forget my love or go unsatisfied. It is true, I am currently a “Hot Mess”, but I do guarantee, that each minute we are together, you will be regaled with bad Dad jokes, stories that will make you laugh, cry, marvel, pique your interest and keep you amazed. I am as down to earth and honest as it gets. I am a one woman guy and will love you forever. Let’s take that step into our golden years, with joy, happiness and reckless abandon!